Friday, December 19, 2008

Me and the twins 9 years from now














Let's make it interesting. Whoever comes up with the best caption gets a free Kitchen Press Chapbook of their choice. Submit captions in the comment box of this post.

19 Comments:

Blogger Rauan Klassnik said...

O, c'mon Dad, we don't HAVE to like poetry

December 19, 2008 at 3:38 PM  
Blogger Elisa Gabbert said...

Crap, kids -- I guess I should stop humping this tree.



HA. The word verification is "sperm." No joke.

December 20, 2008 at 4:03 PM  
Blogger Sampson said...

If Robert Frost taught us anything, it's that dry-humping can be a zesty enterprise.

December 22, 2008 at 5:33 AM  
Blogger Janaka said...

These great Kronos swallowed as each came forth from the womb, with this intent: that no other of the proud sons should hold the kingly office amongst the deathless gods.

December 22, 2008 at 8:56 AM  
Blogger Janaka said...

If a tree falls on some twins in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does they make a sound?

December 22, 2008 at 9:40 AM  
Blogger Julia Cohen said...

Kid 1: Dad's so drunk on poetry he can hardly stand!
Kid 2: Okay, unleash the Billy Collins & he'll sober up.

December 22, 2008 at 10:35 AM  
Blogger Jack Boettcher said...

Kids: uhh...where's our human dad?

Bear: wait, wait - look, I can stand, I can feel myself evolving as we speak!

December 22, 2008 at 11:56 AM  
Blogger steven karl said...

Twin #1
C'mon dad it's like Spicer said,
"And when you shiver in the timbers wondering/ If there will ever be poetry/ When the house falls you shiver/ In the vacant lumber of your poetry./ Beauty is so rare a thing, Pound sang./ So few drink at my fountain.

Twin #2

Um... where's mom?

December 23, 2008 at 1:43 PM  
Blogger Julia Cohen said...

Pappa, I don't think you're supposed to put Rogaine over your WHOLE body.

December 24, 2008 at 7:55 AM  
Blogger Ana Božičević said...

Come on, you CAN fit in here, Pops. It will be totally post-avant.

December 24, 2008 at 3:08 PM  
Blogger Rauan Klassnik said...

Uh-oh, looks like it's going to be a white X-Mas !

December 24, 2008 at 6:17 PM  
Blogger Kathleen Rooney said...

Marie & Eli looked back on the grizzly-fucking-the-tree incident as the moment when they first came to appreciate "the sublime."

December 28, 2008 at 4:17 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

"Worst game of hide and seek ever."
"If you don't take us to Disneyworld next year, I'm gonna start wetting the bed."

December 28, 2008 at 6:37 PM  
Blogger Donald Dunbar said...

moo

December 29, 2008 at 4:56 PM  
Blogger deborahmpoe said...

"echo blindly but quite lucidly corresponds to narcissus. it's a love story, after all."

January 4, 2009 at 1:37 PM  
Blogger deborahmpoe said...

ce n'est pas un guignol.

http://www.afterimagegallery.com/eisenstaedtpuppetshow.jpg

January 4, 2009 at 1:42 PM  
Blogger rfresh said...

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

January 5, 2009 at 6:45 PM  
Blogger rfresh said...

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

January 5, 2009 at 6:46 PM  
Blogger a4truth said...

Did you bring any clean underwear?

January 11, 2009 at 12:34 AM  

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