Friday, December 19, 2008

Me and the twins 9 years from now

Let's make it interesting. Whoever comes up with the best caption gets a free Kitchen Press Chapbook of their choice. Submit captions in the comment box of this post.


Blogger Rauan Klassnik said...

O, c'mon Dad, we don't HAVE to like poetry

December 19, 2008 at 3:38 PM  
Blogger Elisa Gabbert said...

Crap, kids -- I guess I should stop humping this tree.

HA. The word verification is "sperm." No joke.

December 20, 2008 at 4:03 PM  
Blogger Sampson said...

If Robert Frost taught us anything, it's that dry-humping can be a zesty enterprise.

December 22, 2008 at 5:33 AM  
Blogger Janaka said...

These great Kronos swallowed as each came forth from the womb, with this intent: that no other of the proud sons should hold the kingly office amongst the deathless gods.

December 22, 2008 at 8:56 AM  
Blogger Janaka said...

If a tree falls on some twins in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does they make a sound?

December 22, 2008 at 9:40 AM  
Blogger Julia Cohen said...

Kid 1: Dad's so drunk on poetry he can hardly stand!
Kid 2: Okay, unleash the Billy Collins & he'll sober up.

December 22, 2008 at 10:35 AM  
Blogger Jack Boettcher said...

Kids: uhh...where's our human dad?

Bear: wait, wait - look, I can stand, I can feel myself evolving as we speak!

December 22, 2008 at 11:56 AM  
Blogger steven karl said...

Twin #1
C'mon dad it's like Spicer said,
"And when you shiver in the timbers wondering/ If there will ever be poetry/ When the house falls you shiver/ In the vacant lumber of your poetry./ Beauty is so rare a thing, Pound sang./ So few drink at my fountain.

Twin #2

Um... where's mom?

December 23, 2008 at 1:43 PM  
Blogger Julia Cohen said...

Pappa, I don't think you're supposed to put Rogaine over your WHOLE body.

December 24, 2008 at 7:55 AM  
Blogger Ana Božičević said...

Come on, you CAN fit in here, Pops. It will be totally post-avant.

December 24, 2008 at 3:08 PM  
Blogger Rauan Klassnik said...

Uh-oh, looks like it's going to be a white X-Mas !

December 24, 2008 at 6:17 PM  
Blogger Kathleen Rooney said...

Marie & Eli looked back on the grizzly-fucking-the-tree incident as the moment when they first came to appreciate "the sublime."

December 28, 2008 at 4:17 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

"Worst game of hide and seek ever."
"If you don't take us to Disneyworld next year, I'm gonna start wetting the bed."

December 28, 2008 at 6:37 PM  
Blogger Donald Dunbar said...


December 29, 2008 at 4:56 PM  
Blogger deborahmpoe said...

"echo blindly but quite lucidly corresponds to narcissus. it's a love story, after all."

January 4, 2009 at 1:37 PM  
Blogger deborahmpoe said...

ce n'est pas un guignol.

January 4, 2009 at 1:42 PM  
Blogger rfresh said...

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

January 5, 2009 at 6:45 PM  
Blogger rfresh said...

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

January 5, 2009 at 6:46 PM  
Blogger a4truth said...

Did you bring any clean underwear?

January 11, 2009 at 12:34 AM  

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